I was in Walmart the other day and a woman came up to me and asked if “I had the time.” I thought it was great that I looked so important that she thought the time was mine, but instead of taking credit for “having the time” I explained to her that the time belonged to all of us, that she too had the time.
Looking a bit puzzled she then rephrased her question and asked me “if I knew what time it was.” I answered her questions with a yes I do, (maybe she was taking a survey to see how many people know the time). Again she seemed to not be amused with my wit and said “will you please tell me what time it is, and I did so. Why did she seem upset I asked myself, I had answered the other questions that she had asked perfectly I thought.
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