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Updated: 06/19/2014 08:00:02AM

Chillin’ like a villain

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There’s just something about a humid Florida summer that makes you appreciate cool stuff, from sweet iced tea to air conditioning, or a refreshing dip in the creek at your favorite swimming hole. Another thing that comes to mind is something we all know and love — the refrigerator. And like that great proverbial liquid water, you don’t miss it until it’s gone.

Dead refrigerators have no use. People don’t even make mullet smokers out of them anymore, so they’re as worthless as the cardboard boxes they come in. This is Florida, so there is no choice but to bite the bullet and buy another one — even if it means putting off getting braces for your kid, not replacing the alternator on your car, holding off neutering the cat, or having to dine on Ramon noodles and Kool-Aid for six months. Priorities are priorities, y’all.

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